She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Boobs speak an international language.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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