Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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