Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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