I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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