You can't motorboat a personality
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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