"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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