wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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