hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i out mim tonsoeep
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