Sponge bath it is.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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