I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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