i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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