I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
