yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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