# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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