Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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