i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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