i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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