Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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