I accidentally had phone sex last night
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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