Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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