hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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