I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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