I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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