People in love make me want to vomit
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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