im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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