Christians are straight up FREAKS
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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