I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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