You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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