Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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