yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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