i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
