Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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