If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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