im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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