his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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