Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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