it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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