I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Randomize
