I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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