you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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