Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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