She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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