His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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