Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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