By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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