This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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