I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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