My brain says no but my pants say off.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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