Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Are we still banned from the library?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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