If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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