So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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