It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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