Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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