I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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