I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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